Pantstaterry Goodness

senor-bizarro:
Dear Beautiful People of Tumblr:
I am stuck in a rather awkward position. I am currently looking for a job and am almost out of money; in addition to this, my parents cannot help me since my mother has ovarian cancer and my father lost his job because of it (his employer did…
Help out my BFF please. 110$ to go. I gave out 20 I didn’t really have for him, so if you can help, please do.

hi frens how r ur torkeys

also my fren code campaign is success

onioumaru:

i hAVE A FEELING I AM GOING TO REGRET THIS VIDEO A LOT IN THE FUTURE but right now i do not even give a fuck ok, look at this beautiful thing i put 10000000000000% effort into making THIS IS IT THIS IS MY THANKSGIVING MASTERPIECE

leecario:

makomaragi:
im thankful for pokemon
i said this while me and my entire family were bowing our heads for prayer and i immediately heard 3 generations of people groan

theteenagevowinaparkinglot:

unseelie-prince:
I think we all need an aggressively positive spider friend in our lives
aggressively positive spider

Little boy: Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?

The Mom: Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.

Little Boy: I wanna be Wonder Woman.

The Mom: Don't we all.

moestral:

Thanksgiving Day more like the day you join in body and spirit with Turkeyomi
~~Also publishing this draft a day early because I’ll probably be busy for most of today and tomorrow visiting friends!~~

gouran:

turkeyomi water u doing.

mirrorsulu:

whEN YOUR FRIEND FINALLY COME ONLINE
HANG ON FRIEND IM HERE IM COMING!!!!!!!!

fucking white people

cokesprite:

i struggled with ms paint for 3 notes

lavaporeon:

wangs-of-freedom:
nowyoukno:
More Facts.
Of course it is.
ALL BITCHES THIS IS MY HOME TOWN TAKE A FUCKING SEAT WHILE I TELL YOU THIS STORY. GET A BOWL OF POPCORN BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS DOPE

IN THE 1940’S PORTLAND WAS PUTTING IN LAMPPOSTS AND FOR WHATEVER GOD DAMN REASON THIS ONE NEVER GOT FILLED.
IN 1946, DICK FAGAN, AN AMERICAN IRISHMAN WHO WROTE FOR THE OREGON JOURNAL, GOT BLOODY FUCKING BORED AT HIS JOB AND WOULD LOOK OUT HIS WINDOW ONTO THIS SAD EXCUSE FOR ROAD CONSTRUCTION HOLE. ONE DAY HE SAID “FUCK THIS” AND PLANTED SOME FLOWERS.

HE WROTE ABOUT THIS NEW FUCKING PARK AND SPOKE ABOUT HOW LEPRECHAUNS LIVED THERE AND SHIT. MOTHERFUCKING LEPRECHAUNS IN THE MIDDLE OF DOWNTOWN, WHAT THE SHIT.

HOLD ONTO TO THE EDGE OF YOUR SEATS BECAUSE THIS RIDE GETS EVEN BETTER. THIS PARK HOLDS A GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR BEING THE SMALLEST PARK WITH WITH INFORMATION SAYING “It was designated as a city park on 17 March 1948 at the behest of the city journalist Dick Fagan (USA) for snail races and as a colony for leprechauns”. MOTHER. FUCKING. SNAIL RACES. BITCHES.

IT’S EVEN BEEN PIMPED OUT OVER THE YEARS

HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKS WE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS HERE
WE CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT.

THE BEST PART IS THAT IT EVEN HAD OCCUPY PORTLAND PROTESTERS
SO I HOPE YOU FUCKING LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY ABOUT TINY ASS PARKS.