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actualreallifesenpai: dekodomo: ok Robin’s pose in the latest screencap reminded me of something...
ok Robin’s pose in the latest screencap reminded me of something but i couldn’t quite place it but
yo
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME I LOVE THAT ANIMATION
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flame-lizy: fuzzleyan: summonerjolan: crimsonskyes: rest in...
rest in pieces
Thank you, Ash, for answering this important question.
um okay but this is missing the sequence that follows up right after
like. you know, context is kind of important
Oh my god he’s a fucking nerd
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terrible-beauty: IM SO SATISFIED
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diarrheaduringbirth: thorinorkinshield: beyond-the-bifrost: li...
Only on Tumblr could you find advice on being buried alive in the same post as advice on cereal dust.
So daft I had to post
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Okay real talk from someone who’s worked in the fast food industry — NEVER ORDER UNSALTED FRIES IN THE DRIVE-THRU. Every time an order for unsalted fries comes through, we have to make a brand new batch of fries and that takes a long time. We can’t make a new batch of fries in the time it takes you to pull up to the window. If you order unsalted fries in the drive through, you will keep yourself and everyone else in line waiting for at least five minutes and as a result, employees will get in trouble because the line is not moving. Managers won’t care that someone ordered unsalted fries in the drive through and that employees didn’t have time to make fresh fries, they’ll care that the line isn’t moving and they’ll take that out on their employees.
tl;dr IF YOU NEED TO ORDER UNSALTED FRIES BECAUSE YOU WANT THEM FRESH OR CAN’T HANDLE SALT, WALK INSIDE THE BUILDING AND ORDER THEM TO GO. OTHERWISE INNOCENT EMPLOYEES WILL GET IN TROUBLE WITH MANAGEMENT FOR SOMETHING THAT’S NOT THEIR FAULT.
who has the time to eat ice cream before they vomit
"If youre ever being buried alive" hahahahaha
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spyisaspy: my god sakurai why
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punibuni: Family means no one gets left behind:
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xenostriker: You’ll have your chance someday. As a nostalgic Assist Trophy 20 years from now in a...
You’ll have your chance someday.
As a nostalgic Assist Trophy 20 years from now in a new installment of Smash Bros., anyway.
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d3rachi: durianarms: Life and times of Takaiwai Seiji The...
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voyeuristicdarlings: signofmyown: davidjteninch: snotvanilla: ...
What does this mean?
That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.
YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE
OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE.
IM SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS SHIT
OKAY HERE’S YOUR DEBRIEFING OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMID BECAUSE THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT.
IN 2012 FRENCH AND AMERICAN SCIENTISTS STUDYING THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE STUMBLED UPON THIS HUGE TRANSLUCENT PYRAMID
THIS THING MEASURED 300 METERS WIDE AND 200 METERS TALL. THAT’S BIGGER THAN THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA SO YOU COULD IMAGINE HOW CRAZY THIS WAS TO THE SCIENTISTS
NOW THIS IS ALL 2000 METERS UNDERWATER. THE SCIENTISTS THEN DISCOVERED TWO HOLES AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID THAT MOVE WATER THRU AT AN EXTREMELY FAST RATE. THIS CAUSES MASIVE SURGE WAVES AND MIST ON THE SURFACE. THAT MAY BE THE REASON FOR THE INCIDENTS WITH BOATS AND PLANES CRASHING THERE
THEY’RE SAYING THAT THIS PYRAMID COULD BE FROM THE TIME BEFORE THE BIBLE SAYS NOAH’S ARK HAPPENED
OR ALIENS
BUT WHATEVER IT IS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE JUST GOT LIKE A BILLION TIMES CREEPIER
oh yay. i live on bermuda, im only mildly terrified.
ATLANTISAGAIN
FUCKING AGAIN
THIS IS ON MY DASH FUCKING AGAIN
LISTEN UP KIDS WE GOT SOME BASIC HISTORY LEARNIN’ TO DO
THOSE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS AREN’T FUCKING REAL FOR ONE THING GOD FUCKING DAMMIT THEIR “BACKGROUNDS” ARE FROM FUCKING SCIENTOLOGY
There is no scientific proof that there are Crystal Pyramids beneath the Bermuda Triangle. No one actually found any “Crystal Pyramids” in the Bermuda Triangle- did you actually click on the source for these? It’s a conspiracy theory website. An “aliens did the thing” website. Just because it came from the internet and has a source doesn’t mean that source is actually true and correct. Also, please click on it and look at the painfully photoshopped pictures of these so called pyramids.
Second
Though we have no defining reason why all of these societies built step pyramids, we do have some accepted explanations.
For one thing, the egyptian step pyramid and mesopotamian ziggurat were built SEVERAL THOUSAND YEARS before all of the others. I’m talking, like, at least 2000 years before the Mesoamerican ones (the one pictured above was built around 3000 years after)
I’m going to start with Egypt off the bat just because I’ve studied Ancient Egypt significantly more than Mesoamerica and Ancient Eastern cultures.
The step pyramid didn’t just- happen. They were a piece in the process to build more and more elaborate tombs for pharaohs (and were obviously not the end all, seeing as we have “true pyramids”- the smooth sided ones such as the pyramids at Giza). They would go out of “style” as Sneferu had the first “true” pyramids constructed. That’s why those pyramids exist. I pray you already knew they were tombs. The end.
The Mesoamerican (“Mexican”) and Indonesian step pyramids were NOT tombs like the Egyptian ones, but temples, making them much more relatable to Mesopotamian Ziggurats (though they do not look the same they are still considered step pyramids as well). The one pictured above isEl Castillo at Chitzen Itza- probably the most famous of the Mesoamerican Step Pyramids (it’s the one you always see in doomsday prophecy things because of how the sun is positioned and the snake and stairs blah blah I’ll explain another time). Though I cannot say for ALL Mesoamerican step pyramids I can say it is assumed that this one IN PARTICULAR was used for living sacrifices (assumed human and animal). COMPLETELY different from Egyptian Step Pyramids.
The Indonesian step pyramids were also built 3000 years after Egypt’s and Mesopotamia’s. Logically speaking, besides the fact that they were simply easy buildings to create (they’re literally just smaller square on top of larger square on top of larger square on top of larger square like it doesn’t get much easier than that if you want to build things up) they probably knew of the design of the Egyptian pyramids by that time and it probably played a roll or two in their building. It’s harder to explain the Mesoamerican ones because- from what we know of- they had little to no contact with any civilization beyond North/South America.
But we also never really question how or why three different civilizations all started right around the same time- the first civilizations EVER, mind you- we’re too busy worrying about pyramids
as for the buildings pictured below the pyramids they actually all probably exist because they’re literally the simplest form of solid architecture ever. It’s post and lentil construction- if you click on that link you can see exactly how SO MANY THINGS THAT EXIST ARE POST AND LENTIL CONSTRUCTION. It’s literally two things standing up vertically to support a horizontal beam for an entryway.
Anyway that’s that. Hope that explains some.
If y’all are like “ALIENS” though you can get the fuck right out of my face because by stating that aliens built these things you’re dismissing how outstanding and amazing the human race is and how we’ve problem solved through thousands of years to create the things we have.
It’s like if someone thousands of years from now looked at one of our skyscrapers and yelled ALIENS BUILT IT
There are explanations for most everything- I’m not saying we have all of the answers right now but they’re out there somewhere. And I’m not talking somewhere like space. You just have to go looking.
The human brain is fantastic
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asian-anomaly: Anime Spoofs of Products/Businesses I literally...
Anime Spoofs of Products/Businesses
I literally can’t. I-I can’t breathe. omg…
So my friend and I were up late and decided to go on a grand search for Anime spoofs of real life businesses and products. These are some of our favorites. Please enjoy.
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mrnintendo622: One of the funniest things to me is people who think Nintendo games are just for...
One of the funniest things to me is people who think Nintendo games are just for kids.
Because if I were to let a child play games, the first ones I would think of would be games with;
child suicide,
complicated gameplay,
terrifying creatures,
Drug reference,
and also the fucking apocalypse.
Because that’s just for kids.
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hestmord: thevirginmarysue: IM CRYING ive never seen...
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ani-plamo: astoundingbeyondbelief: Crewmember Tetsuo Hayashi...
Crewmember Tetsuo Hayashi airbrushes the final touches to a 6.6 meter replica of the famous Godzilla at Tokyo Midtown on July 15, 2014 in Tokyo, Japan. The “MIDTOWN Meets GODZILLA” project is in collaboration with the Japan release of the Hollywood film version of “Godzilla” The Godzilla built on the lawns of Tokyo Midtown will host a light show everynight complete with mist, audio and fire rays.
Japan, you really know how to welcome the big guy back.
WHY IS IT ALWAYS IN JAPAN THEY HAVE THE COOL STUFF
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slutframing: I think I found my major
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