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I forgot the name of this guy. What I do remember is he’s...

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I forgot the name of this guy. What I do remember is he’s from Courage.


katerayearth: …the fuck is this, tumblr? Unles you fix/improve...

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katerayearth:

…the fuck is this, tumblr?

Unles you fix/improve a lot of things, I’m going to keep missing e until I die.

maybe this was what they were talking about with that “do not log out of tumblr with missing e” post

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I have a bad feeling that if I keep using missing E, tumblr will...

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I have a bad feeling that if I keep using missing E, tumblr will mess the shit out of my account with data loss, performance issues, and bugs. And then they’ll casually tell me that they will not provide support for my account because I consented to using Missing E

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bubbleteacup: I love this meme although I’ll admit it...

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bubbleteacup:

I love this meme

although I’ll admit it that I first thought that FE8 was FE2 because it was the second one released in english(if I’m not mistaken again)…

contract?

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egad… I’m forced to using IE to get proper access to the front dashboard page because I really feel dubious about answering that tumblr dialog box appearing for Missing E users on Google chrome.

It really sounds devious… like a kyubey contract or something…


fuckyeahtohnoshiki: DO YOU KNOW WHY I AM GOING TO WIN THIS...

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fuckyeahtohnoshiki:

DO YOU KNOW WHY I AM GOING TO WIN THIS MATCH?

IT IS BECAUSE I AM A BANANA AND HE IS NOT A BANANA.

VERY SIMPLE REALLY

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soul-is-over: fuckyeahtohnoshiki: DO YOU KNOW WHY I AM GOING...

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soul-is-over:

fuckyeahtohnoshiki:

DO YOU KNOW WHY I AM GOING TO WIN THIS MATCH?

IT IS BECAUSE I AM A BANANA AND HE IS NOT A BANANA.

VERY SIMPLE REALLY

guys

it’s

BANANAYA

ha ha ha /shootmenow

^reblogging for that comment

shit… hahahaha

This needs to stop...and let me tell you why!

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drtanner:

verticalvest:

justsayins:

 

Okay. Guys. Guys. Two things.

1) I’m a martial artist. I’ve been studying since I was seven. I wouldn’t even hesitate to say that I’m good at it. I have done work as a fight choreographer for film, and I am trained in stage combat as well.

2) I’m a contortionist. Yes. Again, since childhood. I had to take a few years off due to some back issues, but I’m getting back into it again. I am Dick Grayson levels of flexible. Yes.

And this pose? 

No.

Let’s forget for a minute that it is a supremely stupid and impractical pose for fighting because hey, it’s a comic book. If it looks neat, it doesn’t matter that a real fighter would never, ever do that, right? I mean, why use real positions when you can use made-up ones? Actual showy martial arts moves certainly don’t exist.

And it’s not like they look cool, or anything.

Hey, did you know that the makers of Avatar: The Last Airbender brought in martial arts experts to demonstrate moves, to make sure that they were both making sure things looked cool but also getting them realistic, thereby making iteven more awesome?

Yeah. But. As I already said, let’s move past the whole it’s “stupid for fighting” thing.

I am, actually, physically capable of posing like Cassie above, if we stuck with just the torso twist and had the arms by the hips instead of up the way they are. It isn’t natural or comfortable of course (this is, keep in mind, coming from a person who can, and does, often browse the internets while maintaining a floating middle split), but it is physically possible for me, even with the intense exaggerated curve of the spine and position of the lower half of the body.

However, I am unable to imitate Cassie’s full pose. And Wonder Woman’s, considering the even more exaggerated swayback? It isn’t difficult, it isn’t uncomfortable. It is impossible.

To further demonstrate, this is me doing a fairly extreme torso twist:

As you can see in the picture, I can position myself so that my upper half and lower half are, well. My chest is facing the floor and my knees are pointed towards the ceiling. I’m not sure how clear it is in the picture, but my shoulders are pretty much in line with my knees. And yet, the way Cassie’s torso is situated, coupled with her arm placement, how Wonder Woman’s shoulders are pulled back as she pushes out her chest while twisting her lower half in that direction? Nope. Can’t.

Now I’m sure there are some people out there who probably are able to mimic the way these two (and so many other female comic characters) are positioned above. I’m also pretty sure that there aren’t many, and that these characters can’t. Regardless of the fact that they were drawn that way. I’m going to go ahead and say they can’t. And non-super female characters, who have to work at what they do? Have an even less chance of being able to achieve this position.

Also, and go ahead and brick me for saying so, but I’m so turned around by how bad the art and positioning is that I really can’t find them sexy or anything. Which, you know, was probably the whole point of them being drawn that way. I guess some people find torso dislocation sexy? I’m not one of those people.

Just seriously. Artists. I understand artist license. I understand exaggeration. I understand suspending disbelief.

But if a martial artist who is also a contortionist can’t mimic a pose you use constantly for female fighters, there might be a problem in, you know, your choices on basic anatomy. I can’t be the only one who thinks this.

Just sayin’.

Only in the world of comics can superheroes live: beings with both breasts and ass displayed simultaneously.  

The perfect superpower.  

The worst thing is that kids are going to look at this shit in the comics they read and think that that’s how anatomy works because these guys are professionals. And then they’re going to grow up into horrible, shitty artists who don’t know shit about anatomy and the problem will just perpetuate itself.

Followers, if you know a shitty artist, tell them they are a shitty artist and explain how they can stop being a shitty artist. Together we can stop this cycle of shitty art.

Fanservice: taking anatomy to impossible levels

bubbleteacup: honestly though in a series like FE are you actually complaining about “yaoi...

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bubbleteacup:

honestly though in a series like FE are you actually complaining about “yaoi fangirls” unironically

seriously if you don’t want gay in your video games, go play another series

one…without…gay in the canon

they’re not exactly uncommon

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Its the last Friday of 2011!


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